Worldcup Joke

In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and thewhole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced agreat nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us.

" Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty closeencounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup." Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?" Dhoni, "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar" Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how comeAgarkar... he didn't play in the final".. Dhoni, "Yeaph.. that's the reason we won this lowscoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scoredthe winning runsfrom his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank forwinning this final..."
Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..." Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how the doctor helped toprepare for the final...he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni. . Iam getting confused!" Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to get confused... he hasfailed Sehwag in the fitness test and so we managed to pick a good playingteam.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as veryhigh... infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our gametactic worked well" Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants todedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..." Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its goodthat you have so muchrespect for the seniors....and you ...." Dhoni interrupts.. .. "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? " Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ballMisbah told me that hehas send the ball to where there was no one....but hedidn't know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world....This single mistake has costed the game and won the cup..." Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and that'sthe end of the great Twenty-20 world cup...

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